1. How much will a 20 get me?
2. You have a beautiful head. It would look marvelous next to the other ones in my freezer.
3. Do you have a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants?
4. Did you just come out of the oven because you are hot?
5. Something is wrong with my cell phone... You're number is not in it.
6. It's a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
7. I know somebody who likes you and if I weren't so shy, I'd tell you who.
8. What do you like to do for fun because I'm going to ask you out?
9. Do you have a quarter? I told my ex-boyfriend(girlfriend) I'd call him when I found someone better.
10. Did you see my underwear? [No.] Do you want to?
Let me hear some of yours. :D
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