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Disaster Cake

2 sticks Hate

2 cups Anger

3/4 cup Frustration

2/3 tbsp Tears

Salt

2 tsp Sin o’ Men

1.       Preheat emotions to PMS mode high.

2.       In a large bowl mix the 2 sticks hate 30 seconds, until airy. Slowly add 1 ½ cups anger, scraping the sides of the bowl until thoroughly mixed. Add tears and let stir on medium-high for 30 seconds, scraping sides of bowl.

3.       In separate bowl mix salt, frustration, and Sin o’ Men. Slowly add this to mixture from step 2 on slow speed until thoroughly combined.

4.       Place in 8x11.5 pan and put inside body for 30-45 minutes or until toothpick comes out clean.